Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Random Thoughts

Jennifer thinks that my blog is simply a "personal journal" and no one reads these things. Well, I think more people read them than she thinks and less people read them than I think. Just like more people will be in heaven than most pastors think and less people will be in heaven than the world thinks.

Anyway, since this is my "personal journal", I want to record some random thoughts from this morning. These are actual thoughts that have crossed my mind today. You might find them funny, weird or thought provoking. (Please excuse my laziness for not placing them in quotation marks.)

Why would someone strap a ladder to the bottom of their truck?

Everyone seems to be adding a chicken wrap to their menu.

Naked manikins in store windows really need to be clothed, especially when they are anatomically correct.

I agree way too much with Colin Cowherd.

Hideki is batting 8th?

Could I eat boiled peanuts for lunch? Would that COUNT for lunch or just a snack? Are they healthy?

I still don't get The X Files.

Should Pete Rose be in the Hall of Fame?

God buried Moses?

Too bad it's not the LSU Men's Basketball Team that has been in 5 straight Final Fours.

I get paranoid when cop cars are following me, especially after 2 or more turns.

Did God predestine me to eat lunch at Chipotle by myself? Good thing I am wearing my wedding ring.

Do Panda bears really like Chinese food?

If it wasn't for my addiction to Whoppers, I would be under 200 pounds.

Stephen Curry can shoot the rock.

I'm really looking forward to the Grayson vs. South Gwinnett baseball game tonight at Rams Field.

1 comment:

Kyle said...

is that what you call a "stream of conciousness" writing?