Friday, March 13, 2009

"I just don't get it"

Here are 5 Things that "I just don't get it":

1. The bailout
2. Swingers
3. Smoking cigarettes
4. Pastors who use foul language and a potty mouth from the stage (or anywhere else for that matter) Ephesians 4:29
5. Parents who put kid sports more important than God

Here are 5 Things that "I get it but I am just not into it":


1. Ultimate Fighting
2. NASCAR
3. The iphone
4. Hunting Bambi
5. Playing video games

9 comments:

Steven Sexton said...

Just for the record, nobody hunts Bambi. He wasn't real. Real deer are mean and will attack you in the wild. That's the only reason we shoot them.

Lenny Peters said...

Not to mention that they will attack your car!

Jonathan Howes said...

Good point men. Deer are the most dangerous of ALL of God's creatures, with the exception of quails and pheasants.

Anonymous said...

Bambi wasn't real? I just don't get that.

How about overweight preachers who preach against every sin in the Bible except pride and being overweight.

Jonathan, just for the record you are not overweight.

Things we don't get - national debt divided by the number of US citizens. And do I have to pay that tomorrow or can I just borrow the money from China when the bill comes due.

How Georgia Tech won yesterday??

Dale R

Lenny Peters said...

I have actually never hunted one with a gun but have successfully taken one with my car.

Anonymous said...

who would hunt Bambi?
love, julia

Jonathan Howes said...

I didn't realize Bambi was so popular. It's like mentioning T.O. on Sports Talk radio. Everyone has a comment.

L-Mac said...

Quails and pheasants are much harder to hit :)

Lenny Peters said...

November 7, 2009 at approximately 6:25AM, I'll be somewhere in eastern Nebraska with "Scooby" my trusted Viszla trying to reduce the population level of the DANGEROUS (per Jonathan) and wiley cock pheasant. Be careful out there!