Oneliners from Sunday's Message

I'm excited about the trap door at the new building.

Emotional Vampires...the people who suck the life out of you

Save the drama for your momma

I'll get you back. He never got me back. I think he still has my yellow Sony waterproof walkman.

Financial Freeloaders usually drive nicer cars than you and go on more expensive vacations.

This is the classic example of giving people "a help up" and not "a hand out". (Acts 3:6-7)

She WANTS to spend more time with you. What she really NEEDS is more friends.

We are not sure if Jessie speaks English. We think she is pretty spiritual because she speaks in tongues.

Jessie moves around our house like a cow grazing for food.

"I want a girlfriend." You might want to think about taking a shower.

"I want to have sex with my wife." Then turn off the sports. Get out of your lazy-boy and clean the kitchen, because we all know that sex begins in the kitchen.

Either we can plan our time, or somebody else will.

If you are always with VDPs (Very Draining People), then it can keep you from doing what God has called you to do.

The first two Biblical principles of Christian marriage are leaving and cleaving. Remember that Unity Candle thing?

If you owe somebody something, then you owe somebody something.

Rescuing in not always helping.

I know that Jesus turned the water to wine, but I have never seen any good come from alcohol.

Jesus is the savior, not you.

We cannot meet people's needs, but Jesus can.

We need to push people to Jesus.

Parents, get your kids to GSM. Their spiritual growth is more important than their grades. It is more important than sports.

Husbands, you cannot meet all your wife's needs. But God can.

And the same goes for the wives with their husbands.

Only God can meet our greatest need of all...the need for forgiveness and salvation in heaven.