Monday, May 11, 2009

Confessions of a Pastor (Part 2)

I exaggerated about drinking a 12 pack of diet cokes a day. Only once or twice a week will I drink 12. Honestly, I usually only drink 6-8 a day. So, chill out with all your concerns about my DC consumption.

I do not recycle. I am more focused on saving souls than saving the planet.

I have memorized word perfect from the NIV several hundred Bible verses. I can also quote several dozen lines from the movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail as well as the songs: Ice Ice Baby, The Devil Went Down to Georgia, and A Country Boy Can Survive. Oh, and the TV show theme songs: The Brady Bunch, The Jeffersons, and The Beverly Hillbillies.

I am not joking but serious about Jessie becoming a professional tennis player. I am daily working on her hand-eye coordination, physical strength and mental toughness. We had her running/climbing stairs last night.

The only clothing that I buy from the Big & Tall store is extra-large socks. I have long, flat ugly feet. This has hindered my vertical over the years and is one of the many factors that kept me out of the NBA. BTW, the Mavs and Hawks are killing me.

I have a man crush on Michael Scott.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

TV theme songs: What? No Gilligan's Island or the Flintstones! You are deficient in this area.

Donna

Jonathan Howes said...

The aforementioned TV show theme songs are only the tip of the iceberg of the meaningless info that I have stored in my cerebral cortex.