Well, I'm not sure if ANYONE heard my sermon on Sunday, but it seems like EVERYONE has a theory for why my countryman microphone (I.e. like the facial mic used by Garth and Brittany) was acting up. Here are the actual theories that people mentioned to me of why/when the mic malfunctioned:
1. Excessive movement around the stage
2. Every time I stepped on a certain wire on stage
3. Static generated from the marker board
4. Loose connection between countryman and powerpack
5. Low battery
6. Damage in the countryman mic wire
7. Excessive movement of my arms
8. My untucked shirt was rubbing against the mic wire
9. Excessive movement of my head
10. My unshaven scruffy facial hair (BTW, I am not trying to grow a beard nor am I physically capable. I actually ran out of shaving cream on Sunday am.)
If you have any other theories, I would love to hear them in the comments below.
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The most plausible theory is as follows - the metallic casing for the oversized marker with which you were illustrating had undoubtedly generated a magnetic quality, thus interfering with the transfer of signal from the microphone to the speaker. Now, in the future, such an occurance can be avoided by using a good old fashioned Crayola Crayon. I still don't know why that wasn't used in the first place.
The devil did it because he didn't want the good news of Jesus Christ to be shared. Bad Devil!!! God won again anyway!
Thanks for the comments. I think both of your theories are dead on. BTW, my reference to my mic being like Garth or Brittany's was suppose to be a joke...probably an inside one.
The answer is obvious -- it was our mortal enemy causing any distraction he could to take our minds off His message and onto the distraction. God always wins!! Hope you are feeling better, in spite of being under the weather you did an outstanding job.
Love from ewe know who.
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